& Friday, June 30, 2006

Today, an average enough day with only the flying saucer drawing the least bit of attention...I found out homework has a sense of humor...

Yes, i'm sure you all know Mr Homework over there.Why, he's just sitting there brooding in a corner thinking of new ways to torture people like you and me. Puts some hope in your heart,eh?

Now, enter Wei Sheng. An average RI noob mugging for his homework. He has a unusual talent...no, it's not to transform teachers into harmless fur-covered werewolves, he has a sense of humor!!

Yes, i know it's an age when pranks and lame jokes ran rampage, but BUT BUT BUT, he has the most unique sense of humor!! He has the sacred ability to make teachers laugh..

Well, his work's a well-crafted piece of subterfuge humor meant to distract and distance the teacher from noticing the total and utter lack of sense.

It is a rare gift, almost as rare as a rare beef steak... nevermind.

Anyway, we were scanning for various funny or weird statements that always mysteriously inhibit book reviews. What we got was a avalanche of mutant words with extra commas, full stops and even a smiley face written above " AVENGE .

Well, the art of chinese literature has always been passed down the decade and Wei Sheng was no exception. With the
statements like "生出一个意外" , he is definitely a contender in the art of talking nonsense.

It was all so amusing we asked Wei Sheng how much he got for chinese last semester...He said A. We were all visibly amused, so much so that the teacher had to come and ask us to quiet down. Well~ it was only a muted giggle, a very MUTED giggle.I still don't understand why the library was so echo-y.

Chinese is a great art, a great piece of literature and an amazing culture rolled together.The proof, you asked?

In the words of JJ's 豆浆油条, "You said i'm like a fried bread stick,simple yet beautiful.I remember you and i were like fried bread stick and soya milk ( echos 'Fried bread stick and soya milk' ) .We must be eatten together to taste good... (I should not go on, you can imagine yourself )

PS :
This is really all sang by JJ

PPS:
Grrr.. my blog can't display chinese, guess it'll have to be an inside joke between the people who likes JJ then

( 6/30/2006 09:04:00 PM )

& Dream

lazy days
lonely nights
looking for a lonely star
who'd keep me company

looking at the widespread sky
being me a lonely soul
gazing at the moon so bright
making wishes upon a star

a blow of breeze
to animate
the freezing scene

so the strings of white gold ribbons
seem to tease the lonely moon
because it is standing still
and they are free to move

"twinkle twinkle little star . . . "
I used to sing when I was young
now I've grown but still today
" . . . how I wonder what you are"

lying down upon the meadows
dream of flying up so high
reach the stars, sit on the moon
dancing ballet with the clouds

& about

14
RI noobies
3P
13/04/92
Boy
Cool glasses
CCA: Judo
178cm
71kg

& links

Links

*Yifan
*Yidan
*Sumo
*Soggy
*Jasmine
*Eening
*Zheng Yi
*Yan Yan
*Jaslin
*Wayne
*Fu Ying
*Max
*Emma
*Chun Yin
*Wei Xiang ( Not Fan Club )
*Zhong Ren
*Jing Wen
*Sarah ( Who's That? )
*Iz
*Air
*Ahmed
*Chinkie

& Loves

Badminton
Judo
Bowling
Pacing
Reading
Chatting
Laughing

& Hates

This is blank so nobody can hate me or anything

& Wishes

Grow taller ( Aim for 180!! )
Grow slimer ( Aim for 65? )
Germany winning the ( Next )World Cup
GPA ( Nah no aim : p )
Manage Sec 3 without screwing up

& Pet

& Past

June 2006; July 2006; August 2006; September 2006; December 2006; February 2007; April 2007; May 2007;

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